I need more lesbians in my life. I have plenty of heterosexual male friends, and at least two homosexual male friends. (you may notice my omission of heterosexual women, which is purposeful as I hate them due to their whorish soul-sucking ways) Yet, there is a giant void in the lesbian department. Lesbians, or as I like to call them bull-dykes, have a lot to offer me. For example they could help me understand the mythical female anatomy. Even after spending thousands of hours carefully examining photographs and video footage, I am still at a loss as to how the female body works. A guy once told me about this magical organ called a skittloris , which causes women to feel really nice. Subsequent research has failed to uncover this mythical button that sets women on fire. But, if anyone would know where to look, it would be a carpet muncher. This is where you, my loyal readers, come in. So if anyone knows a penis-hater, or is one their self, please contact me. Though I could just call my ex-girlfriend (not the crazy slut one) as I have a strong inclination she liked the pajama.
By the way don't click on the links today if you are under 18, a prude or my little brother.


have a nice day,

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go to hell