Disclaimer "Do not read the following post if at anytime we engaged in any sort of physical intimacy. You may take offense, especially if you are the whore I am talking about. Everyone else is welcome to examine today's blog entry. And, if you have any doubts who I am talking about, feel free to email me. "

Last night an old flame called me. She was upset that I had shared some information concerning her ex-con crack head boyfriend with a few dozen people. So, in an indignant rage she proceeded to heckle me. Of course her limited intelligence greatly hindered her insults, as she was unable to come up with anything more then "You are fat, and not very good in (insert 3 letter word that rhymes with red). I responded by calling her a crazy slut. Unable to come back with a witty quip, she reverted to using my material and commented on my inability to be a man slut because I am neither attractive nor rich. She thought the game was hers with that statement. My retort "You have an easy time being a slut, all you had to do was spread your legs". Then, I identified why she had no friend. Not only was she a slut, but a crazy slut who announcers her slutdom to all around her. In a sense she had branded a scarlet S on the middle of her forehead. Now, I am usually all for sluts, because without them I would have nothing to do on the internet all day, however when a slut goes crazy, bad things tend to happen. And, to finish strong I pointed out that while I wasn't the best she had, I must have been in the top one hundred guys or so. (see I was making the very conservative claim that she engaged in coitus with over a one-hundred men) At this point I claimed victory, and the conversation was finished. I am disappointed that there wasn't more time to prepare a greater barrage of biting truths concerning her worthless scrotum licking existence, but I did well with the time available.

So, my former love if you are reading this, or if someone relates the details, please remember this

You are a stupid, skanky, crazy slut with no redeeming value other then your ability to spread and invite the cavalry in. My prediction is you will be knocked up within 2 years with an illegitimate child, while infected with numerous, and painful ailments including herpes, gonorrhea, and HPV

I hope you

go to hell

stupid bitch