I have decided to forego all my rights, and sell-out to the pseudo-intellectual conformists who run this country. My innate sense of self has only held me back in today’s fast-paced, multi-tasking environment where people are expected to blend into one well oiled corporate machine, maximizing their group potential and minimizing any sense of self identity. Lemmings do not bother me per say, as I recognize the necessity of having thoughtless automatons do the majority of the work. Yet, I always felt that the tedium visited upon others was not for me. The path less taken was to be mine. I was to be the innovator, the driving force behind the mindless masses. Looks like that isn't going to happen, as reality keeps hitting me in the face like a drunken one-eyed bitch. Seems I have/had an overactive imagination, leading to an egocentric world model that placed the self at paramount importance while regulating everyone else beneath my grandiose position. In other words I am self-delusional or more to the point a lonely, crazy bastard with too much time on his hands. Therefore I now promise to dedicate my life to losing all sense of self to the social structure. Hopefully by jumping off the bridge with everyone else my problems will be solved.


Then again all you white-collar zombie zealots

can kiss my unique, dementia suffering ass

and go to

hell