The E channel is the second greatest television experience available, next to of course my precious cartoon network. True Hollywood Story is E's staple show. It is an incredibly vapid, mind numbing and yes entertaining as hell serial. Tonight the show exceeded even its low standards and presented The Real World True Hollywood Story. First and foremost the continual success of The Real World is the third sign of the apocalypse. Of course we are all relatively safe because the next harbinger of doom is nearly impossible. There is no way identical twin alien headed child stars of a formulaic family sitcom would earn several hundred million dollars hocking abysmal direct- to-video releases to pedophiles and/or 10 year old girls. Anyway, as I was saying we are all severally fucked. I am all for low brow television full of T & A (Teats and Arse) but even the retarded pervert living within me has its limits. At least I had shows like ALF, Growing Pains and Doogie Howser MD to shape my young mind. The children of today are feed a steady diet of beautiful retards fucking like rabbits. Where will our children find their role models if not on television? Parents could of course set the standard, but seriously who wants to grow to beat their wife like their daddy or suck off the mailman like mommy does. Cable television needs to raise the bar for our children and children's children.

Anyway I am off to watch Passport to Paris. Now that’s cinema at its finest. Beautiful nubile twins romping through the streets of gay Paris. Tonight will be very enjoyable.


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