I am back, long time no see. I wonder how everyone has been since I last posted. Hopefully everyone has felt as bad as me. I spent seven weeks working for Satan. The job was humiliating enough, collecting money from people is only slightly more rewarding then performing telemarketing cold calls. The real kicker was when I convinced an elderly woman to pay her credit card bill instead of the mortgage. That occurred several weeks ago, and ever since I have felt absolutely wretched. On the one hand knowing I still have a conscious is a good thing, however as usual it served as a major hindrance in my personal development. How will I ever reach the top of the business world with this incessant feeling of guilt holding me down. Of course I long ago rationalized the morality of child slavery, so all is not lost.

Baring any other major life changes, i.e. another job, going back to school, or least likely of all a girlfriend my posts should once again be fairly frequent. I feel very much alive today, much more so then in weeks past, which means I have a lot to bitch about before sinking back into my usual morose state of mediocrity.


By the way

GO TO HELL