I have lost my freaking mind. While watching an episode of MTV's stellar program Made something odd happened. I started to cry. I wish this was just a freak occurrence but it is not. Lately many things have brought tears to my eyes including an episode of Justice League, a short story about a vengeful vampire, and a particularly touching Blind Date. I wouldn't be so worried if the problem stopped at tears however that is not the case. I have been sleeping at minimum twelve hours every day, which is excess even by my slothful standards. My usual, healthy dose of apathy has of late blossomed into full blown Goth mania. Whereas I once stopped at not caring now I bemoan the entire basis of reality. In other words I am off my fucking rocker.

Anyway I just wanted to share with everyone and leave you with the following warning. Odds are that I am becoming a deranged psychopath and should be avoided. Take into the account the aforementioned insanity, add my well documented loathing of women, and mix it all together with my feelings of matricide (which is probably justified) and well you have a very scary individual. Though you are probably safe if you are not white, female, and under the age of twenty-five.

Go to hell