I am off for Cleveland tomorrow, which in turn is the first leg of my trip to Washington D.C. for New Years Eve. There is a very good chance that I will either die, be incarcerated or abducted by aliens in the coming week. If by chance I do survive and make it back to Ohio unscathed, or at least relatively so, expect an entertaining recap of my adventures.

Here is to me getting drunk off cheap champagne, sniffing coke off a prostitute's bum and running naked through the nations capital.

Ok......maybe only two out of three. I am definitely opting for expensive champagne this year.

Go To Hell