Park Place Theatre

Impossibly Old Woman: May I use the restroom?

Mom: Yes.

Ten Minutes Later

Old Woman Departs

Mom: Bob go check out the bathroom.

Me: Why?

Mom: The Old Woman shit herself.

Me: How can you tell?

Mom: There is shit all over her pants.

Me: Great.


I entered the restroom with much trepidation. The toilet seat was down. I picked up and was happy to discover smeared feces all over the seat. As luck would have it I needed to use the restroom shortly thereafter.
El Fin