Auction v. Bob


Today was a good day to auction. The bids were high, the bids were frequent, and the bids were well received. The auction generated nearly $14,000 in sales, which is a new record for us and an extremely high take, by any standard, considering the sale include only three-hundred items. I have reached the top of the mountain, so now it is time to retire. I am hoping the Social Security Administration will take into consideration my wondrous one-time achievement and let me collect on my insubstantial contributions forty odd years early.

I am thinking about buying a cozy little trailer in central Florida and living my golden decades in paradise. Shuffleboard stardom, here I am come.


Go to Hell