People are too stupid for words

I spent the last several hours reading through internet forums and chat logs. The topics included: Gay Marriage, Republicans, the dichotomy of good & evil, religion, and personal hygiene.

I learned the following ten things:

1. Hitler was only considered evil because he lost. He did a lot of great things for Germany, except for his genocidal rampage on the Jews. Everyone makes mistakes.
2. Saying "homosexuality is wrong" is considered bigoted. Saying "Christian values are wrong" is considered enlightened.
3. Mother Teresa was a bitch.
4. God is a "butt-humper" and Jesus had sex with John the Baptist
5. Evil is purely subjective. Our perceptions color what is moral and immoral, when in reality everything is amoral.
6. People like to use Aristotle and Plato to justify atheism.
7. Lapsed Catholics are going to heaven; the Pope is going to hell.
8. Homosexuality is neither passed through genes, or informed by environment, instead it is awarded by winning on the Japanese Game Show, Query the Queer?
9. Condoms would prevent ninety percent of the Third World's problems; abortions would take care of the remaining ten percent.
10. Baking soda and vaginal secretions are very dissimilar. However, they can both be used when brushing ones teeth.

Go to Hell