Happy New Years: Don't Drink and Cry (Like Me)

I don't have plans for New Years Eve. I am considering going out, drinking a substantial amount of Red Bull & Vodka, and finishing the night off by vomiting all over my hamsters. However, I will probably turn in early tonight, say, around 10:30pm and leave the drunken hijinks--sex, furniture repair, sign stealing and alien scrotum pulling-- to the rest of you.

By the way, this is why I love internationalism.



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