Watched a great movie last night. I officially have a man-crush on Hugh Jackman.

Anyway while enjoying this fantastic move, and fantasizing about having Wolverines baby, my viewing experience was assaulted by a group of ignorant folks talk to the screen.

Before I delve into today’s rant lets clear something up. Stereotypes are very good and contain invaluable nuggets of truth. Now, with that solid foundation let’s examine the effects of large groups of black people attending a movie. First of all, when 10 or more blacks congregate at a theatre it is certain they will talk back to the characters in the movie, and/or make asinine comments. That is not a racist assertion, rather an observation of fact. Subsequently when a box office manager recognizes a large group of young black youths at screening, he/she should pay close attention and insure that they do not ruin the experiences of others. Similar disastrous results occur when large groups of Jews attend at banking conference, or when Asians go to a math competition and god forbid you get a group of Appalachian folks at a family reunion/orgy. Anyway, my point is that we as Americans have a responsibility to recognize that certain groups of people often have predicable behaviors. Thus, it is necessary for each of us, in any sort of supervisory position, to insure that these groups do not get out of hand, and ruin it for everyone else, i.e. the normal white folks.


And if you are offended by today's post

Good, because I hate you very much

so

go to hell