I spent the last three hours rotting my brain as usual. But, for once it was well worth my time to sit in front of the tube, simply because of a special, little green guy. Yoda's acceptance speech was one the funniest fucking things I have ever seen. My inner nerd was overjoyed.


Oh, I almost forgot bi-sexual teenagers dressed like little school girls turn me on.

Can't wait till my fiftieth birthday when I am officially allowed to be a dirty old man.

I am

going to hell