This is the reason I never want to get old. Good thing I am eating myself to an early grave, so the golden years will never apply.

Nonetheless I do want to make age thirty before my first heart attack; therefore tomorrow begins a new healthy lifestyle. In other words I am starting a crash diet, involving voodoo science and lots of water.


For your enjoyment I am writing a "food diary", it should provide a boat load of laughs. Also, it should make you feel significantly better about yourselves. My own unique spin on the "point and laugh at fatty" phenomenon.

Look for a link tomorrow.



go to hell