It is true, I am an asshole. And, while I am on the subject of assholes, mine still feels like I wiped it with poison oak toliet paper. I bought various anti-itch cremes which, as I typed this post, are starting to work. My butt has become completely numb. I could actually get used to this feeling, or more precisely lack thereof. Not much else to talk speak to tonight, so in lieu of nonchoherent rambling I am off to bed. Hopefully the bum will remain numb throughout the night because constantly greasing it up with various cremes is not my cup of tea. (damn commas who needs them)


Oh, I almost forgot my favorite European sexpot made into the States A-Ok. She best better have a great time while here.


go to hell