My ass itches. It feels like there are thousand miniature midgets squirming between my butt cheeks. I mean it did feel good for like six hours but still. Based on previous experiences I am fairly sure it is a yeast infection. ........ Well, my anus is very hairy and moist so bacterial growth should be expected. Of course if the maddening itching continues I will be forced to visit my family doctor and boy should that be fun.

"Hey Doc my ass itches. I am pretty sure it is a yeast infection. Sure, I understand you have to see to make sure. Well, uh yea I know that good bodily hygiene is important and from now I will make sure to properly wipe my butt after pooping. Thank you for all your help sir and I am sure that smell will come off your fingers very soon."


It could be worse at least my groin was spared the unbearable miniature midget assault.

Go to hell