Monday, February 24, 2003

I am a 22 year old single white male from a small psedo-suburb of Columbus, Ohio. I have a Bachelor of Arts degree, in Religion, from Denison University which isn't worth the paper it is printed on. I live in a run-down trailer next door to my parents’ home and am currently unemployed. I need to lose about sixty pounds, or grow eight inches taller. I have no girlfriend, and as a usual rule spend my weekends alone playing video and computer games. In other words I have no life, which leads to the theme of this site. I HATE YOU! We could quibble about whether or not my life is "that bad" and how your existence is "no walk in the park" but let’s just skip the formalities and get to the point. I hate you and please go fuck yourself with closet available kitchen utensil. Anyway, this is the first of many "blog" entries detailing how much I hate you and the variety of ways in which you need to kill yourself. As time progresses hopefully my website will expand to include pictures and sounds that demonstrate the level of disgust I have for you. But even if it doesn't evolve beyond simple blog entries, rest assured that you will never doubt how much I loathe your filthy existence.

By the way thanks Travis for inspiring me to share my anger with the world.

Until next time,

GO TO HELL