I decided to accept the job from the credit card company. June 30th will be the first day of a new adventure, one full of hang-ups, cursed laden conversations and broken promises. God love the USA and our debt ridden culture. Now, I will be part of the solution, a man who strives to uphold the virtue of timely bill paying. My family sees this as a wonderful opportunity, I mean who knows in six months I could be head collector. Hell, two years down the line I might even make assistant to the assistant's sisters babysitter. The future looks so promising. A career filled with stupid coworkers, stupider bosses, all against the bland backdrop of a sea of cubicles.


Kill me now.

go to hell