Saturday, May 24, 2003

Coming home from dinner today (I ate an extra large pizza by myself) I spied a groundhog scurring underneath my home. In the eighteen months I have lived here a skunk, a possum litter, and now a groundhog have been my roomies. If you didn't know already, I live in a thirty-five year old trailer. From the outside it is the sort of place your parents warned you to stay very far away from. Most would probably assume a child molestor or serial killer abides here. Depending on how well you know me, that assumption may not be terribly far off. Anyway, at least there is an upside to this living situation . I pay no rent or utilities and have free acess to the fridge next door. I guess having an overabundance of food and free housing does compensate for living with the locale wildlife in dirty old man's dream house/child dungeon.

Anyway all this thinking about child molesters, furry rodents, and trailers brought to mind my Fraternity pledging experience. Since devling into that topic could bring up painful, perhaps criminally incriminating memories instead I am going to end today's post with a new feature. Henceforth every Saturday I will conclude with a quote in lieu of my usual "go to hell" Everyone is welcome and encouraged to leave a quote in the comment box whether it be their own tidbits of wisdom or from someone else. Please give proper credit whenever possible, especially when it is something brilliant you have overheard me say.


todays useful quote

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
(Joan Rivers (1935 - )