I am in absolute agony at the moment. It seems my wisdom teeth are conspiring with my right eye to cause excruciating, mind-numbing pain. I can't chew on either side of my mouth nor can I focus on an object for more then a few seconds due to an intense throbbing in the eye socket. To make matters worse I have a considerable itch in my ass, which is probably the early stage of a yeast infection. I am thankful that my intense pain is largely blocking out the urge to itch, so there is a silver lining to be found even in an acid rain causing cloud.
Go to Hell