A season of giving--lap dances
Where does charity end and free publicity for whores-on-poles begin? I wouldn't have accepted the gifts, either, however; I would encourage the unwed, welfare moms--who live in the housing project--to look into stripping as a way to provide for their children.
Give a baby's mamma a dollar and you feed her fish scales habit for a a day. Teach her to gyrate on a pole and she will smoke crack for a lifetime. (The Analects by Bob, p. 353)
Go to Hell