Monday, June 06, 2005

All the girls I know shallow throat.

Wow, it turns out Deep Throat was Mark Felt--I always figured it was G. Gordon Liddy providing the second greatest mind-fuck EVER, the first being the ending to High Tension. His family hails him as a hero; incidentally, Jeffrey Dahmer’s relatives thought him to be a vegetarian.

Nixon deserved to be impeached, but so did LBJ and old hole-in-the-head. All three orchestrated FBI cover-ups, break-ins and a innumerable other felonious offenses. Please keep that in mind when your grandfather gushes about Camelot or strokes his Teen People Lady Bird poster.

There are plenty of articles available on the particulars of Watergate; most are repetitive, polemical shit but here is one I rather enjoyed. The majority of the article is a rehash of every other Conservative Pundits , however the bit about Frank Willis is very telling.