Thursday, June 24, 2004

Several weeks ago I signed up for an "adult" dating site. I could claim that it was just for kicks or out of morbid curiosity, but the truth is, they gave a twenty minute porn clip away to all new members. Apparently my profile has been very popular, garnering dozens of personal messages. Since my profile contained the bare minimum of information, and thankfully no pictures, I wondered why it was so popular.It seems I put SWF underneath the interests category and listed oral as my favorite sexual activity. The funny thing is the profile did list my height and weight, which was fairly accurate.

Moral of the story: Chicks dig fat lesbians who are proficient at cunnilingus.

Go to Hell