Tuesday, April 29, 2003

I am officially a dirty old man. While visiting my local Wal-Mart, I found myself in the ladies brazier and undergarment section. Low & behold while there I discovered why my immediate future involves a lengthy prison term. There was a fairly sexy pair of panties (me looking at the panties was sketchy enough) and when I looked at the tag, the brand name jumped out at me. They were for miniature women, i.e. girls, and to add salt to my soon-to-be prison bitch ass, I discovered they were by THE WONDER TWINS. these horrific discoveries lead me to ponder two possible conclusions. Either I am a sick perverted degenerate or young ladies (little girls) are wearing sexy underwear...... On the one hand looking panties in my local Wal-Mart rates as a pervert type activity; however on the other hand the underwear were pretty damn hot. Oh Jesus Christ........I am going to hell..... or at best going to be reincarnated as a zit on an elephants ass.


ummm.......well........

guess

i am going to hell