Friday, February 28, 2003

I have nothing really pontificate about today, no deep insights or angry accusations to level against people/society. Instead of sharing my wisdom, I am going to post a couple pieces of poetry. Virtually every single person who has a website thinks they are poet, and wishes for everyone else to know it. Well, call me a lemming and a leave in disgust, or actually read my words and be duly impressed. Either way I am poet who definitely knows it. (God I suck today.......next thing you know I will be adding a guest book so I can have my friends sign it and make me feel special...I am like a 14 year old girl)

Terminally Alive

The behemoth that is my life
Hath hastened my descent to hell
Each moment brings a new found pain
I hear salvations voice as if it were a silent bell

The hourglass is nearly spent
Hours become seconds, minutes become days
What does a man say when everything is done
When all his life has passed by as if in a painful haze

Judgment was passed in the mother's warm cradle
Justification came next in the selfishness of yesteryear
It is time to accept the inevitable damnation
I shall cast out this festering fear

If I am to die, it is because I do so live
Everyday was a new misery yet flowers still bloomed
And winter did lead to springs morning dew
Perhaps I am harsh and wallowing only in the gloom

But what would you do
If every tomorrow tantalizingly teased a new found doom




Today is just another Yesterday

I miss her more everyday
She was my life
The woman I laid with each night
We said all those things that lovers say

What day did the laughter fade
When did our smiles shrink, and frowns grow
If only I could undo the damage that was sown

The body moves on, the heart may heal
But, my soul will never be,
where it once was
When one has found love,

everything else is naught
It fills your soul, as if drinking from an endless draught
Its absence has caused a fell drought

Now it is over, nothing left to say
Tomorrow is just another day









Thursday, February 27, 2003

What I am about to tell you, will most likely blow you away. In fact it may cause you to erupt in disbelief. I hope that are able to swallow what I am going to say next……. Performing fellatio does in fact nullify your virginity, and furthermore give oral favors to dozens of guys does make you a slut.

Today many women believe that oral sex is “safe”, easy, and non-committal action that is the equivalent of heavy petting. A former president helped foster this viewpoint and in doing so insured the happiness of millions of men. However, their happiness comes at the cost of countless women’s self-respect and intelligence. Common sense screams that oral sex, is a serious undertaking that deserves the same sense of importance attributed to coital intercourse. I personally have spoken with many women who hold the act of fellatio as an accepted 1st date practice. Akin to a good night kiss. Of course they will not sleep with the guy until the 3rd date (another topic entirely) because they don’t want to come off as a slut. On the other hand I am good friends with many guys who benefited from the aforementioned girl’s casual use of oral sex, and rest assured ladies, they view you as a “skanky sluts”. Am I being unfair, because there are two parties engaged in this action who both hold oral loving in such low esteem. Well, 99.9 % of all men do not perform cunnilingus on the 1st date, and usually on any other subsequent dates. In fact, based on intensive research, it takes substantial bribing (usually in the form of fellatio while watching Samurai Jack) for them to even consider that course of action.

So, here is the deal if you are a slut, then everything I said means nothing. A majority of men fall under this category, but women do you really want to be like guys. If so then quit kidding yourselves, instead use your womanly wiles to con men into going south of the equator. Because a naïve slut is an irrational concept, which is only practical in bad Soap Operas and Danielle Steele novels.
As usual have a nice day,

And go to hell

Wednesday, February 26, 2003

I just watched the most entertaining film. It isn't thought provoking, engaging or of substantive worth; instead it is a mindless fun at its best. Give me low brow humor any day. By way stay tuned for tomorrow when I delve into the mystery of women and fellatio. There connection will blow you away.
I was going to post about the misconceptions associated with fellatio; however a message left by an ex-girlfriend and two days with out an endorphin rush, has left me feeling a little bit depressed. Therefore I am dedicating today’s rant to myself in hope of clarifying a few things. (Rhetorical clarification since it is doubtful anyone will read this, they will instead be listening to R. Kelly........stupid bastards)

I am a fairly intelligent guy who has very little motivation. Basically I am the type of person who knows just enough to be dangerous, but not nearly enough to be useful. I know, without any doubt whatsoever, what is wrong everyone and thing. Often my first response to a new person or vantage point is self-aggrandizing hubris, whereas I find its faults, weaknesses and rational incongruities. The discovery of weakness in people and thoughts leaves me with a bullish sense of pride. I practice a form of intellectual bullying, but virtually no one realizes it. Usually I simply smile and nod when another person speaks, even if they are spewing nonsensical psedo-intellectual baloney. I am an elitist who sees many other people as less than me, though my actions in no way reflect it. Why? Am I a fake in my everyday dealings? No, I just practice good manners. Honesty is only needed when practical necessity dictates it. And, in turn I hope for the same response from everyone else. Treat me with basic human kindness and dignity. Deep down I probably pity and/or abhor you, but guess what, I keep that knowledge to myself. So, be a nice gal/guy and do the same for me. Don't tell me what you think about my life choices or lacks thereof, simply treat me with basic human respect and politeness.

Have a nice day,

Go To Hell

Tuesday, February 25, 2003

R. Kelly has the # 1 album in America. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!! (Actually that is a rhetorical question since no one save for me and my dad, who was forced, has read this site) I am tone death and other then humming along with the local top forty stations I do not listen to music. So, this is definitely not my fault. Let me break it down for you. Mr. Kelly is a total moron for first filming his trysts with underage girls, and for disturbing the tapes, well all I can say is he ......actually I don't know what to say. His crime doesn't actually offend me, since Michael Jackson has set the bar so high for child perversity in connection with the music industry. But, R. Kelly's blatant stupidity is exasperating. How can someone this stupid be allowed to live, much less succeed. Though the last part is YOUR fault. Over 700,000 albums sold to a sea of grinning lemmings. You should all kill yourselves or at very least stick a hot poker in the front lobe of your brain, and go ahead and get the physical lobotomy. Only serious mental injury and/or illness could describe such ludicrous behavior.

For the possible 5-6 people who may read this post, excuse the shoddy nature of my FAQ and Dumbasspages. My knowledge of HTML code is limited, and even with blogger doing most of the work, I am trying to customize the site ever so slowly.

Later and remember to,

Go to Hell
The impending war with Iraq has left me very conflicted. Who do I hate more, the
disloyal western Europeans or the crazy protesters here in America. It is a very close call,
however I am going to give the edge to the prissy snail and kraut eaters. Though, I do
sincerely hope that the 21st century “hippies” do take a long walk off a short pier.

Western Europe, in particular Germany and France, have taken serious issue with our
intention to use military force to remove Saddam Hussein from power. They claim that
diplomacy through the U.N. is the only stable and humane solution. Of course this is a
blatant lie. W. Europe knows that Saddam Hussein and his regime, using the resources of
Iraq, are global threats that threaten the entire civilized world. However, they are
unwilling to concede the only viable and practical option is armed conflict. I wish it was
misplaced ideology or even cowardice that informs the disastrous position of W. Europe,
but in fact it is something much more insidious. They reject the our position, because it is
the United States of America making it, and not due to any moral or social values. I will
let you in on a secret, W. Europe wants to distance itself from American in every way
possible, in order to set themselves up as an alternative. That is why they formed the
European Union (EU), it serves a unified platform for them to compete with the United
States. The EU has no military muscle and is limited to political and economic
persuasion. Thus, they use the U.N. to simultaneously express their growing power and
demonstrate to the world that they are an alternative to the USA Basically all this means
one thing, the EU is concerned with garnering more power & money regardless of the
long term consequences. All the charges levied against the United States by crazy liberals
from both sides of the Atlantic, are for once valid. Their is a greedy, power crazed player
in this game, who is using the Iraqi threat as a selfish vehicle to further their own interests.
Though we are not the villain, but obviously the European Union is.

So I have an alternative the EU, a distinctly American organization which goes by the
acronym F U.

As usual go to hell

Monday, February 24, 2003

I am a 22 year old single white male from a small psedo-suburb of Columbus, Ohio. I have a Bachelor of Arts degree, in Religion, from Denison University which isn't worth the paper it is printed on. I live in a run-down trailer next door to my parents’ home and am currently unemployed. I need to lose about sixty pounds, or grow eight inches taller. I have no girlfriend, and as a usual rule spend my weekends alone playing video and computer games. In other words I have no life, which leads to the theme of this site. I HATE YOU! We could quibble about whether or not my life is "that bad" and how your existence is "no walk in the park" but let’s just skip the formalities and get to the point. I hate you and please go fuck yourself with closet available kitchen utensil. Anyway, this is the first of many "blog" entries detailing how much I hate you and the variety of ways in which you need to kill yourself. As time progresses hopefully my website will expand to include pictures and sounds that demonstrate the level of disgust I have for you. But even if it doesn't evolve beyond simple blog entries, rest assured that you will never doubt how much I loathe your filthy existence.

By the way thanks Travis for inspiring me to share my anger with the world.

Until next time,

GO TO HELL