Friday, April 25, 2003

I am sort of bummed out today. Reality done bitched slap me again, and left me crying on floor. What catastrophe am I referring to? TAXES. Currently I don't pay them, because I am fat and lazy. Yet, one day when I am making the big bucks (i.e. $7.50 an hour) taxes will reveal its evil head. What little motivation I have to work is completely nullified by the fact that I will be working up to and possibly including May of every fiscal year to pay off the fucking government. And, what do taxpayers get in return for their slave labor, well quite a bit actually. However, in this case quantity definitely does not equate to quality. The American government bureaucracy is so cash fat that is makes Anna Nicole Smith look like Kate Moss. Billions of dollars are spent each year to research why bovines find four brown spots more sexually appealing then 3 brown spots. Actually, I don't need to use outrageous hyperbole to demonstrate the misuse of tax dollars . I am huge proponent of the military, and realize it is one of the few services that a government should provide. But, how in the holy hell can they lose an estimated 2.3 TRILLION DOLLARS. This is not a new story, as it has been common knowledge for a couple decades that the military spends a few thousand dollars per toilet seat cover, yet at least that money is accounted for. How in the hell do you lose several trillion dollars.... And, keep this in mind the military is one of the more useful government expenditures. Imagine how much phantom money NASA or the scrotum-stretching research has blown through during the last fifty years. So, for all of those who pay taxes, I empathize with you. I never paid substantial taxes, but I did pay several thousands dollars to an evil oppressive agency that took much and gave very little. (Ex-girlfriend)

well anyway i hope you all have a great weekend,

actually scratch that,

and go to hell