Tuesday, April 22, 2003

A couple days ago I mentioned my # 1 fan. Well, low and behold he/she/jack-ass has sent me another email. It is really good to know that someone cares about my work.

Hey why don't you get off your ass Robert and do something with your sorry pathetic life. I am sick of you cry baby punks who do nothing but complain about how they got screwed in life. Suck it up. And what's your problem with women from the sound of it you get no ass and then blame them for it, its not their fault you have bad breath and probably look like you had a horseshoe thrown at your head repeatedly. I will give you that you are some what articulate, you can look that up later, but sitting around and typing on this lame website about it means you have no commo sense. Get a job and get off welfare, you scum bag. Quit sucking everyone else dry. Aren't you a Republican or do you just like to act and talk like one but really at heart you love the ideas of he Democrats. I will be looking out to see that you get out of mess you call your life.

out Agent Carrots


Hopefully "Agent Carrots" will continue to be an avid reader because he/she/it is the reason why I made this website. Good to know that there are no shortage of people to hate.

as always

go to hell
It looks like the world is going to end, again. Well, between AIDS, SARS, and American Idol it is amazing any of us are still alive. And, since I am currently coughing up yellow mucus, it is about time I share my profound wisdom before baring witness to the all encompassing oblivion.

Well, first of all I want to let Virginia know that there is in fact NO SANTA CLAUS. Even his spirit was crushed under combined pressures of commercialism and self-serving apathy. Secondly, there is in fact an Easter Bunny and he did shower me with loads of fat-ass inducing candy. God love that obesity causing lagomorph. Anyway, please pay careful attention to my next point. Women, other then granny, are in fact the devil incarnate. They exist only to suck you dry financially, mentally and spiritually. Sure some do give you sex but at a price too high for most to pay ($500.00 an hour). Your best bet is to follow my example; so eat copious amounts of junk food, watch cartoons, stay unemployed & loath in self-pity. By carefully following those dictates you will have little worry about from the evil soul-sucking sea hags.

Time for blessed slumber, I hope my words have helped.

And, if not

go to hell