Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Dear stupid dyke bitch who masquerades as a meter maid,

I hope you die. I know that being born stupid, ugly and without a penis was terribly unfair but it is not my problem. You give me parking tickets when I don't deserve them, and even when I do you pick my car out of a row of several dozen to check and ignore the rest. Lesbian kind should disown you, since you are such an ugly bitch, but if they won't I will. As an ambassador of human-kind I hereby declare you no longer worthy of the title "human" therefore anyone who wishes to run you over, and over and over, is allowed and encouraged to do so.

Best Wishes You Stupid Cunt,

The guy whom you gave a $5.00 ticket