Monday, March 01, 2004

Lord of the Rings dominated last night and was easily the highlight of an otherwise boring Oscar Awards Show. I think Return of the King was the weakest in the trilogy but really the eleven Oscars it received were for the collective genius of the three films. Voting, with a trilogy in mind, is unfair to the other nominated films however; fairness is thrown out the window when The Lord of the Rings has grossed well over two billion dollars worldwide. Even that golden hued bald bastard has to recognize greatness on such a colossal scale.

Speaking of blockbuster films The Passion of the Christ had a pretty fair opening. I really don't want to see this film for a variety of reasons, none of which have to do with religion. I absolutely abhor subtitles, unless crazy White Coyto Dragon Tail kung fu action is involved, and even then I typically prefer watching the movie with poorly synched English voiceovers. Also, Bob finds graphic violence, which is rooted in reality, to be disturbing and off-putting. Odds are I will overcome these issues and watch the film this week or early next.

I am starting a diet today, well actually tonight, since I slept through the lion share of the day. Anyway, I had a revelation of sorts this weekend concerning my appearance. It doesn't matter what other people, in particular women, think about my looks because there is little I can change about them. If I am ugly, so be it and if I am not, great. Whether I am fat, skinny or somewhere in-between my outward appearance stays fairly constant.

Nonetheless there is a point where too much is too much. I need to lose weight for health reasons. In the past I lost weight for the wrongs reasons; to avoid criminal prosecution, to impress a girl, even once to make my penis look bigger. Wish me luck with the weight loss, or not since some of you are envious fucks who want to see Bob suffer, and know that no matter how much I weigh that Bob is better than you.

By way go to my other blog as I will once again attempt a daily diet journal.

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