Friday, June 06, 2003

This is the reason I never want to get old. Good thing I am eating myself to an early grave, so the golden years will never apply.

Nonetheless I do want to make age thirty before my first heart attack; therefore tomorrow begins a new healthy lifestyle. In other words I am starting a crash diet, involving voodoo science and lots of water.


For your enjoyment I am writing a "food diary", it should provide a boat load of laughs. Also, it should make you feel significantly better about yourselves. My own unique spin on the "point and laugh at fatty" phenomenon.

Look for a link tomorrow.



go to hell
I spent the last three hours rotting my brain as usual. But, for once it was well worth my time to sit in front of the tube, simply because of a special, little green guy. Yoda's acceptance speech was one the funniest fucking things I have ever seen. My inner nerd was overjoyed.


Oh, I almost forgot bi-sexual teenagers dressed like little school girls turn me on.

Can't wait till my fiftieth birthday when I am officially allowed to be a dirty old man.

I am

going to hell