Park Place Theatre
Impossibly Old Woman: May I use the restroom?
Ten Minutes Later
Old Woman Departs
Mom: Bob go check out the bathroom.
Mom: The Old Woman shit herself.
Me: How can you tell?
Mom: There is shit all over her pants.
I entered the restroom with much trepidation. The toilet seat was down. I picked up and was happy to discover smeared feces all over the seat. As luck would have it I needed to use the restroom shortly thereafter.