Thursday, September 02, 2004

Who would have thought

The charges against Kobe Bryant were dropped without prejudice. Kobe said I am sorry for sticking my dick up your ass and everyone is happy, except the citizens of Eagle, Colorado who were troubled to learn that the prosecutor and judge in this case, both elected officials, are functionally retarded.

Drinking, driving and decapation- Oh My.

Gay Republicans? Fact, fiction, or undeniable proof that God has a sense of humor.

Christ compels you.

Go to Hell
(I actually put effort in today's post, too bad it doesn't show. )