Perverts don't like chubby boys with hyper-developed apocrine glands
Mom: Were you molested as a child?
Mom: Someone suggested that may be what is wrong with you, so were you?
Bob: MOM!!! Didn't you once say--during my formative years, mind you--I was too ugly to get molested.
Mom: So you are saying its my fault? Fuck you.
Bob: Hmmm...I wonder what, or whom is the cause of my psychosis.