Friday, May 23, 2003

Another fun filled weekend that will ultimately end with me ordering a pizza and watching late night horror flicks. I am really getting fat. I took a picture today and was horrified to see Quasimotto staring back. My rapid descent into morbid obesity has become an obstacle. You see I am getting really lonely and find myself staring off into space dreaming of being held by a non-hairy woman. So I am a hopeless romantic or just really hard up for a piece of puntang. Either way my basketball head and Volkswagonesque ass is preventing a healthy dating life. In fact I have no prospects at the current time. Now some of you would point out that my pleasant disposition and vivacious personality should suffice in attracting a women. Obviously you folks are assholes who think themselves funny. At best I am an introvert, and at worst a delusional narcissist. Basically not the guy you take home to see the parents, though possibly the guy who cuts the parents lawn.

Anyway fat-ass here is off to watch a B grade horror film

have a great weekend

no, scratch that

and

go to hell