Wednesday, February 26, 2003

I just watched the most entertaining film. It isn't thought provoking, engaging or of substantive worth; instead it is a mindless fun at its best. Give me low brow humor any day. By way stay tuned for tomorrow when I delve into the mystery of women and fellatio. There connection will blow you away.
I was going to post about the misconceptions associated with fellatio; however a message left by an ex-girlfriend and two days with out an endorphin rush, has left me feeling a little bit depressed. Therefore I am dedicating today’s rant to myself in hope of clarifying a few things. (Rhetorical clarification since it is doubtful anyone will read this, they will instead be listening to R. Kelly........stupid bastards)

I am a fairly intelligent guy who has very little motivation. Basically I am the type of person who knows just enough to be dangerous, but not nearly enough to be useful. I know, without any doubt whatsoever, what is wrong everyone and thing. Often my first response to a new person or vantage point is self-aggrandizing hubris, whereas I find its faults, weaknesses and rational incongruities. The discovery of weakness in people and thoughts leaves me with a bullish sense of pride. I practice a form of intellectual bullying, but virtually no one realizes it. Usually I simply smile and nod when another person speaks, even if they are spewing nonsensical psedo-intellectual baloney. I am an elitist who sees many other people as less than me, though my actions in no way reflect it. Why? Am I a fake in my everyday dealings? No, I just practice good manners. Honesty is only needed when practical necessity dictates it. And, in turn I hope for the same response from everyone else. Treat me with basic human kindness and dignity. Deep down I probably pity and/or abhor you, but guess what, I keep that knowledge to myself. So, be a nice gal/guy and do the same for me. Don't tell me what you think about my life choices or lacks thereof, simply treat me with basic human respect and politeness.

Have a nice day,

Go To Hell