Irascible RacistBob: Hey dad, you know the woman who owns the Golden Wok? (the best Chinese restaurant in town)
Bob: Her daughter is really cute and around my age.
Dad: She is probably half-white.
Bob: No, I am pretty sure she is pure Chinese.
Dad: You know those people tortured our men in World War II.
Bob: You are thinking of the Japanese.
Dad: The difference is? They are all murdering bastards.
Dad: Is that her over there?
Bob: Her daughter? Yea, that's her.
Dad: Definitely half-white.
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