Monday, March 14, 2005

More Conversational Fun


Frequent Antique Buyer: Bob, you look like you've lost a lot of weight.

Obese Me: No, in fact, I have gained fifteen pounds in the last couple months.

FAB: Really? Are you working out?

Fat Ass Bob:Uh...well, my clothes fit today. That always helps.

FAB: Uncomfortable Smile

Dad: Yea, he finally started wearing triple-extra-large shirts and size forty-four pants.

Lard Licker: Thanks for sharing.

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