More Conversational Fun
Frequent Antique Buyer: Bob, you look like you've lost a lot of weight.
Obese Me: No, in fact, I have gained fifteen pounds in the last couple months.
FAB: Really? Are you working out?
Fat Ass Bob:Uh...well, my clothes fit today. That always helps.
FAB: Uncomfortable Smile
Dad: Yea, he finally started wearing triple-extra-large shirts and size forty-four pants.
Lard Licker: Thanks for sharing.