Thursday, September 16, 2004

"...let them go naked for a while, at least the kids," said Teresa Heinz Kerry. The following is a quote from Mrs. Kerry during her visit to the hurricane ravaged Caribbean. I did take the quote out of context, but it is so similar to Marie Antoinette's ode to the wealthy "Let them eat cake" that I had to point it out. And, I think Teresa Heinz Kerry is a crazy bitch, but I didn't want to solely write that sentiment because you might think I am biased or something.

By the way, I want to point out an important fact to those of you who feel that calling a strong and opinionated woman a bitch is sexist. I have nothing against strong and opinionated women, at least nothing more than I have against all whores, but I don't like bitches. Is Martha Stewart a strong woman and is she opinionated? Yes to both questions, but she is an even bigger bitch. Teresa Heinz Kerry is a woman, I guess she is strong if you define the term as marrying an extremely wealthy man and then a powerful politician, and she definitely is opinionated. She is also crazy and an obnoxious bitch.

So to be clear, a woman can be strong and opinionated but doesn't preclude her from being a bitch, just as a weak and meek woman can be a bitch as well, however she is smart enough to know her place and be quiet, relying instead on facial gestures and undercooked steak to relay her bitchitude.

Go to Hell