I cleaned out the basement in the building next to my dad's store. We might make a
couple dollars selling the stuff, which can be used to replace my fucking hip. I am in
excruciating pain and am unable to put weight on my left leg. Due to my gross obesity it is unwise to distribute my massive girth on the right leg, as it very well may buckle underneath me.

Overweight men, with one good leg, are very similar to the elderly because after toppling over all we are able to do is croak out "help me I can't get up" and vainly crawl to a nearby phone.

Go to Hell