I typically don't rehash a subject, unless you count my hatred towards women, but this guy deserves another post.  I am glad that a page 2 Espn writer actually compared him to Michael Jordan because I actually thought the same thing. 

Obviously a pencil necked software engineer has very little in common with MJ, at least externally but they are both similar in one important way.  They have the x factor, the it gene, the ability to hit a fading jump shot over Craig Ehlo and send Cavaliers basketball into the stone ages (at least till Lebron came into town).   I only watched this smarmy little bastard one time, and it was only for a half of Double Jeopardy, but you know was painfully obvious from even this short viewing.  Ken Jennings is absolutely unbeatable.  Of course one day he will falter and fall, no one wins forever, not even the # 23 but when you watch this guy that is exactly the impression you get.   There is an heir of invincibility surrounding him that is hard to accept and impossible to like but undeniably entertaining to watch.    I never liked Jeopardy, which is why, even now, with the quiz master dominating the show, I don't tune in.  But, deep inside I know, as should you, that something special is going on in Trebek land.  You might not tell your children about it but maybe you should.  You will be hard pressed to ever find a more impressive example of absolute mastery and actual historical evidence of what being in the zone means.   Any non-athlete who draws an analogy to Michael Jordan is special but one, who might actually be even more dominating in his chosen field, is extraordinary. 

Ok, enough of me suckling the Mormon's ass.  Though, I would like to say that Bob was once in the zone as well.  For twenty minutes I satisfied a girl in ways that Ron Jeremy could only imagine.  It didn't hurt she was drunk, or that I was so nervous that ejaculation was not physically impossible. But, even taking that into account doesn't deny that for a little over one quarter of an hour Bob truly did live up to the name, Big Sexy.  Her dam did most assuredly come crashing down and she did spill a flood, in spurts of course, that would do Noah proud. 
 
Ok so that is really why I wrote today's post, to brag about my one, and really only, mutually gratifying and successful sexual encounter. 

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You have to love my father and his reliance on "old school" terminology.  I tried to explain that Negro is not the accepted term anymore, unless it is being used by Negroes, themselves, or disenfranchised white suburban kids.  
 
He might not be politically correct but God help him, he is unintentionally funny. 
 
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Where is Sean Connery when you need him?

Those damn Mormon's are starting to get on my nerves. First they discover the secret password to the Celestial Kingdom and now they have taken over our most beloved quiz show, Jeopardy.

Foul, I cry foul.


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You want to know why I am bitter, this is why.The fact that this has been going for years and been, for the most part, public knowledge is disturbing. I understand that society wants to empower women but isn't the cost a little high? Stripping men of their rights, both innate and guaranteed by the law, to insure a child has a father, and more to the point that a mother has a scapegoat to pin her problems on, seems just a bit unfair. Maybe it is just me.

Thank god I gave up sleeping with ghetto whores long ago or a false claim could have been made against me.

Moral of the story: The family-court system is totally worthless, as are the bureaucratic institutions that exist to help children. It is time to scrap the whole lot of them and begin anew. My suggestion is to make Bob Lord Protector of Children with absolute say over their welfare and development. Of course I would not directly oversee girls 14-17 due to "personal" conflicts.

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I have a very special post in store for everyone later this week, hopefully it will serve as both therapy for Bob and a reason for you to feel better about your own lives.

I read through some old post cards and birthday cards from the girls in my life and something very obvious and painful became apparent. There cards were of a lovey dovey nature, so one would expect romantic language. There was some of that but for the most part what the girls stated was less about my devastating good looks, and more about my "great" personality. When someone focuses on your personality, especially that special someone, and virtually never comments on your phyiscal appearance, guess what? You are an ugly bastard. I wish there was some solace to be found in my inner beauty, but as you all know, I am fucking hideous on the inside as well.

Oh well guess my career in big and tall modeling is a no-go. Then again I didn't really relish the thought of wearing lifts to satisfy the tall part.

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I am an Ebay God. Too bad the money goes to dad.

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Usually, I am all for old school values, but this is a little extreme. This is just one more sign of "a great disturbance in the Force" hopefully his crazy biblical values will negate the 9th Circuit's equally insane liberal rulings.

God help us all. At least Big J. Holmes would attest to that fact.

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I am done with women, sex, relationships and Jews. Most of you liberal fuck-wits mock GW for his insistence on abstinence based sex education programs, but guess what? He is fucking right. When you fuck before marriage, crazy shit tends to happen and often leads to heartbreak, financial ruin and herpes. Everyone of you know what I am saying is true because you have experienced it. But, since we are simple animals, who have an unbelievably high capacity for foolish behavior, we never learn. History most definitely repeats itself when it comes to our intimate relationships. I like to think of it as God's way of saying I told you so.

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By the way Michael Moore is a lying bitch. Even his own kind think so, and when I say his kind I mean cry baby liberals who need to spend less time flirting with communism and more time on actually developing worthwhile social programs, instead of the racist and sexist institutions you foster now.

Fuck the whole lot of you.

Happy Independence Day, or as most of you unpatriotic morons call it "July 4th".

Thomas Jefferson and his illegitimate slave children are turning over in their graves.

You all would do well to read this document, and if it is not asking too much try and understand it. It may surprise that the words written within it are still applicable today.


When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain [George III] is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.


Apparently our forefathers knew a thing or two about liberty, which is surprising considering they are the supposed bane of Western Civilization, wealthy white men. Go figure.


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Who else thinks crazy bitches are hot?

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