Women you can't live with them and you can't have heterosexual sex without them. So, what is a boy to do? Well, personally I have sworn off all women and now am only interested in bettering myself. Through intensive interpersonal exploration I will discover what is important in life, and dedicate myself to that noble end. And, if that doesn't work out I will download some porn and reassert my dominance over those damnable cyber vixens.

So, last night I started my sojourn towards personal liberation and calculated my debt to income ratio. Guess what, I have a lot more debt then income. Of course my lack of gainful employment might be a mitigating factor. God I am poor. I have nearly $25,000 in debt, and not a damn thing to show for it. I could have at least blown some of it on drugs, whores and a nice car. Well, actually I did spend a sizeable chunk on whores.....so all is not lost. Anyway, I need a way to make a lot of money, because step one for personal liberation, is too leave all my worldly debts behind. Therefore I was wondering if the three our four people who read my posts would kindly loan me several thousand dollars each. I promise to pay back, either in spiritual enlightenment or hot steamy man-ape loving. By giving me money you will start a domino effect, as I will take your kindness and share it with the world. By giving me your life savings you will help change the world. Or, at the very least provide me one night with Big Bosomed Bambi...... Remember one person can make a difference, and in this case one person giving me thousands of dollars would in fact make a huge difference.

Well I got to go sell plasma,

Oh and if by chance you decide not to give me your money,

GO TO HELL

Long time no see, you miss me? I hope you did because it hasn't been the same without you. Not having an outlet to express hate has been really tough. But rest assured I still hate you as much as ever, in far more so if that is possible. Anyway I graduated Auctioneering school last Friday. It was a very interesting experience. The average age was 45 or so, making me feel incredibly young and envious. Those bastards only have 30, maybe 40, more years to suffer. Age is wasted on the old, those dumb bastards don't realize how lucky they are to be knocking on death's door.
By the way EB GAMES SUCKS ASS. They fail to properly seal a product, and now won't let me return it....... If there is a God, then there whole fucking organization will be cursed with anal herpes and gonorrhea of the throat.

Oh, and it seems I have a fan,

Where the hell do you get off making a website about hating me. I think you can blow it out of your ass. And another thing R. Kelly has the jams. I love his "Ignition" remix song. I bet you like it to but are to afraid to say it. Your probably one of these hypocrites that talks to his friends about one thing and then write another. Are you jealous about the fact that he gets ass from young girls and tapes it while you have to watch porn and rub one out? And one more thing before I sign off, Why is it that Americans are so obsessed with hiding sex and making it so taboo? But they love violence? There is nothing wrong with sex but killing people is.

I'll be watching you
agent carrots

I dedicate this post to my # 1 reader "agent carrots" Hopefully he will suffer the same fate as those Nazi EB employees.

Until next time

go to hell

Tomorrow begins a new chapter in my life, one that may very lead to a life of riches and untold fortune. Or, just be a waste of $800.00 and two weeks. Either way it will be interesting. Not a lot of news to talk about or at least anything that really speaks to me. I did suffer an epiphany over the weekend, and realized that there is no God. The most
influential piece of art ever created in the whole of human history will not be returning next year. I have known that she would be leaving me for a few weeks. But, it was Friday night, while sat alone in my boxers eating pizza and peanut butter that the sheer weight of her departure fell upon me. A moment of silence is in order, for it is evident that God cannot exist in world without new episodes of Buffy.


remember her fondly,

and go to hell

Free speech has been a serious issue lately. Overrated and overweight country siren
Natalie Maines, from the Dixie Chicks, exercised her free speech a few weeks ago. Subsequently she
reversed herself and, using free speech once again, heavily "refined" her previous comments.
Coincidentally her "change of heart" occurred after dozens of Country stations removed
Dixie Chicks music from their playlists, and their album sales dropped significantly.
Others such as Sean Penn have used their free speech to pontificate on the state of USA
world affairs and speak to their dissatisfaction with the current presidential administration.
Yet, Sean Penn's free speech, as with many other celebrities, has lead them to become
social pariah in many circles. Hurting their chances for film/TV roles and putting a real
hurting on their pocket books. Many claim that it is unfair, and frankly un-American to
punish these celebrities for practicing free speech. Well guess what? TOUGH FUCKING
SHIT.

These morons have every right to spew whatever idiotic demagogy they wish, in turn I am
allowed to refer to them as "red-assed baboon media whores". In turn if I seek
employment from said red-assed baboon media whore, and let my true feelings be known,
they are allowed to turn down my request for employment. Also, I am allowed to boycott
their work, be it movies or films. My boycott, along with others, may lead entertainment
executives to refrain from using controversial entertainers, in order to insure maximum
profitability.

One can come to the following conclusions from the above statements; first freedom
speech is alive and well, second shooting off your mouth no matter how rich or famous
does still incur consequences, and finally when your livelihood is determined by public
approval it is prudent to think before speaking especially when your innately stupid.

Three fucking posts so far have been erased because my computer is evil. I was going to talk about how I hate fast food employees and then explain why I hate deli counter attendants as well. However, now I am going to keep it short and sweet, and hopefully prevent another erased blog. Here is the deal I hate stupid people, and it seems the world is saturated with them. It isn't just disgust for their low level of intelligence and wisdom, because I can simply ignore them. Yet, try as I might, there is no way for me to get over the fact that these mindless should-have-been-abortions are always smiling and happy. What gives them the right to find pleasure and happiness in this world while I wallow in a constant state of tedious agony. My one wish in this life is to share my vantage point with all the stupid people, showing an unadulterated vision of how pathetically loathsome they are and ultimately unimportant in the scheme of things. Of course this is only a dream, since most morons are too insulated from reality and unable to comprehend reality even if it was shoved down their useless gullets

And on that note

GO TO HELL

I am so god awful tired... I only had 5 hours of sleep......which really isn’t that bad but considering my affinity for 12-16 hours of rest it seems like torture. In one week I attend Auctioneering School, so in the coming months if you have any junk to sale (or virgin brides) looks me up

If you read my previous posts it is clear how I feel about the conflict with Iraq. Yet, since the war has started my feelings are beginning to change. Not because of casualties, which are sadly expected or collateral damage, equally sad? No, I am tired of all the war coverage. Every damn news program is saturated with war information. And, guess what? THEY ALL SAY THE SAME FUCKING THING. In fact I can paraphrase the last couple weeks of coverage in one sentence "Stuff was blew to high hell, some people died and the war has taken longer then 30 seconds to finish". No one has given any new or relevant insight into war. In fact all the networks and cable news programs are simply attempting to sale the war. They are making the news a fucking commodity, to be purchased at the sake of your intelligence and time....and guess what as usual the lemmings eat it up like cyanide laced kool-aid. Here is the deal Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather and Peter Jennings are all TALKING HEADS WHO READ FROM A TELEPROMPTER, THEY HAVE NO REAL INSIGHT INTO ANYTHING AND ARE THE HUMAN EQUVALIENT OF SEA MONKEYS. I doubt that journalism was ever a noble or worth-while profession but it is awfully clear now that it is simply another product marketed to retarded aborted blow-jobs, i.e. you the public.

I hope we win the war, for the good of the USA and subsequently the world. Furthermore I hope that casualties, on both sides, are kept to a minimum. But, I don't need a play by play, hour on the hour, to keep me informed and engaged. We train our soldiers to a job, which I admire immensely, so I hope the fucking parasitic journalists wise up and let them do it in relative peace.

As usual

Go to hell

I came back from Florida on Thursday with a new found respect for my home. In the past I have equated my hometown with a bowl of human excrement covered in gad flies, and well that is still true. However, the Sunshine state is equally insidious and perhaps even worse due to one fact. NO ONE SPEAKS ENGLISH. The hotel manager was from Delhi, the maids from Costa Rica and I pretty damn sure this one guy at 7-11 was a fucking alien. Before continuing ranting, let me assure that I have nothing against Spanish speakers or foreigners beyond my general disgust for all peoples. In fact you could call me an equal opportunity racist who discriminates despite race, religion, physical handicap and bust size. Anyway, it was eerily similar to the language lab I had to take in college. Meaning I couldn't understand a god damn thing but I am pretty sure someone was fucking mocking me. Beyond the obvious communication problem when people speak different languages, there is another issue. That being I CAN'T FUCKING GET MY ROOM CLEANED PROPERLY OR GET THE RIGHT ROOM SERIVCE ORDER WHEN THE OTHER PERSON CAN'T HABLO INGLES. Basically it comes down to my personal comfort, and since I was forced a total of 6 years of college and high school to speak another language, I know refuse. You know if I moved to Mexico, Spain, or India I would learn the language or accept like as a second-class citizen. Though, being an English speaker does have its advantages since we spent the last 300 years forcing everyone else to learn our language. Though, lately think how well that forced Western English speaking cultural dominance has worked out. It’s not like 3/4's of the world hate us. So, it’s no wonder I hate others who force me to adhere to their way of life..........god damn comeuppance sure does suck.

Forget the rant. I thought there was a lucid thought in there, but it looks to be mindless dribble.

Well you can still go to hell

We are at war. Wonder who will win?

Reality keeps slapping me in the face like a dejected college freshman girl who was a participant in a five-way... well you get the point. My latest plan is two-fold. First I will invest my meager income in the most reliable market of all, then defy the law of averages and win several million dollars. After "earning" these riches, with all my hard work, I will proceed to spend money like crazy on expensive champagne and cheap women. Though, within a couple years even that plan will leave me where I am at now, broke and jobless. Dad and I have discussed sending me to auction school, and eventually opening up an auction house. Might be a good idea, at least I would work for myself but you wouldn't believe how shitty of a boss I can be. Well, I got to go stick my head in a toilet in hopes of recapturing my youth (damn college bullies) Two more days and I am driving to Florida

Wish me lots of luck,

And GO TO HELL

Monday's suck, as do Monday nights and early Tuesday mornings. It is 12:58 est and I am lonely. Usually I enjoy wallowing in solitude though on occasion it does get to be too much. I could go check out some hot college girls, or just sit here, mope and eventually fall asleep. I need to be more social, and quit acting like a pubescant 14 year old girl. But, for now I will probably just go to bed.

Damn I am cheery tonight,

go to hell

Not much to talk about this weekend. I looked over a couple pictures from a few weeks ago and realized a couple things; I have a gorgeous ass, and my head is a reminiscent of a gigantic ball of fat.

Anyway, maybe I will post some pictures of myself later this week, or not. Either way you know the drill.

go to hell